Funny conversation between doctor and a patient

I had found 2 conversation which i thought was funny

Doctor: I have some bad news and very bad news.. What you wanna hear first?
Patient: Tell me the bad news first..
Doctor: Your lab report came and it said you have only 24 hours to live.
Patient: What the hell? Nothing could be worse than this news.. So what is the very bad news?
Doctor: I’ve been trying to reach you since yesterday..!
Patient: ?!?!?!

Patient: Doctor, I couldn’t hear anything
Doctor: How long this problem happens?
Patient: It starts just one week ago
Doctor: Don’t worry. you are perfectly alright.
Patient: How you come to this conclusion?
Doctor: Because you answer my questions…!

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